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 15.05.2011
The MDA. I lie quietly on the couch without touching anyone, looking at the planet, repeating the morning broadcast. and suddenly:
Russian scientists from the Krasnodar region learned to walk on the water (well, I think fucking in the mouth, did we discover something)... with the help of foam skies (bingo fucking!And they show how some dwarf in green shorts stands on pinoplast skies, crawls, and tries to walk on the water. That’s not all, he has a super popper. It’s not a shit, but what a shit. MDA...
Russian science is ahead. and :)
And generally offensive, I remember recently American scientists invented a liquid armor... and we are foam skis... fucking in the mouth....
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