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 15.05.2011
The processor power of the female head is small and cannot accommodate the entire space of the variants of the action or phenomenon in question. Therefore, the woman will try to reduce any such things to zero or to infinity. In speech, this is manifested as the use of the words “all”, “eternally”, “absolutely”, “perfect” and so on. In the case of infinity and “nobody”, “never”, “nothing” in the case of zero. Examples of statements: All men are goats; you don’t give me anything (in fact you can give it 5 times, but the woman has already rounded to zero and arguing is useless); I absolutely have nothing to wear (a mathematical masterpiece: here the woman successfully bound infinity and zero together).
It is funny when a woman brings herself to hysteria due to such rounding. For example, a guy gives a girl candy of one brand, but she loves another brand. You can think, you can forgive. But in a woman's head there is about this rounding: He is absolutely not interested in my tastes and interests (you can cry in the evening) - no one really understands me and does not appreciate me (turbulent hysterics are quite justified). So the reasons for most of the girl’s tears can be explained by bugs in the rounding function. But maybe it’s such a fitch.
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