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 14.06.2011
When I fell in love with my sun, I didn’t even think about whether he had an iPhone and Daddy a minister, he surprised me with his ingenuity (without obscenity!) He had a calm attitude towards everything. Later it turned out that he was a poor student, which has not changed his attitude to him so far. Money is shit. Don’t get stuck, if you can’t offer a girl a lot of money, she doesn’t need it. Offer the best that you have in you. Intelligence, tenderness, reliability... sperm! I assure you that you won’t get stuck :)
There would be more such girls) and maybe raise the birth rate in the country (=
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