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 17.06.2011
XX: Yesterday I sat in front of myself in the evening, I didn’t touch anyone. Then they start calling me from an unknown number. I call it just one. Hi Greta, guess who it is. I tell her that I am in principle joking who it is. Then she says "Let’s fuck you". And you know, I was not confused! I acted like any normal man would kick in my place - I breathed with full chest, the voice more seriously and gave her: "Neee, I play in the WWE."
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