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 06.07.2011
Tuesday is only half an hour from the start. I am already embarrassed.
I went to the toilet. In the corridor she stumbled upon her brother’s crosses and turned in the dark. In the toilet she slipped on a sex cloth hidden under her feet and almost dive into the toilet. I washed my hands and hit my little leg at the door. I decided to heal my leg under a stream of cold water. optimistically considering itself flexible, included water in the dishwasher. Suddenly, like Maya Plysetskaya, she shrugged her leg. He starred with his thumb toward the bathroom. People who are interested in details. He dropped his foot under water and suddenly struck with boiling water. and jumped.
In general, when a bath towel fell on my head from the hook, I was not very surprised.
I’ll probably be at home until evening. I am insured and I am not insured.
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