by JJ

I am in shock...
I go now, I look - near the entrance the neighbor's cat in hysteria: "good people, let's drink, let's take care, want to sleep nowhere!". I regretted, launched the entrance, knocked on the door of the neighbors... Naturally, they do not open - because the day, and everyone is at work. went home.
I go back. In one hand the table, in the other the keys. And then this red face with a fighting beak is jumping, and trying to take my money out!
The cat is a goiter. I have lived... (c)