The Century:

How did you fly if you were using a condom? yyy: how how how? The condom broke the spiral. XXX: Do you also have a spiral installed? yyy: It was, but she jumped out, clinging to the condom...

Schoolwife, remember: the spiral is installed inside the uterus, inside which the MPH could not get during the ebola. And a sprinkle from an electrical device or a curved spiral, pushed into your much-suffering baby, is not a contraceptive, that is.