Bus battalion

The main and only place of action of this, absolutely true story
The Route. The usual such PAZik, travelling a hot summer day on the route... however, this has nothing to do with history. Passengers are concerned.
On the back seats was a small group of young men, with expressions of the faces “wish to beer, and then to give and receive.” She sits in front of them, or rather sits – she just entered – an ordinary girl.
There is an ordinary guy in front of her. There is a guy in front of him too. Not ordinary anymore. In a white costume, swollen. In all its appearances,
“I have a clean Porsche broken, and I’m driving in this stinking car in the society of the bead.”
Who sits in front of him is not important. It is important that near the exit of the bus stands, based on the order, a specific botan. Strongly struggles with sleep. Why is standing? The fucking knows him. Maybe there’s not enough space, or maybe it’s not easier to sleep.
While I was describing the heroes of the story, the girl already got the money and asked to pass the guy sitting in front of her. What he actually did, stretching out his hand to the sitting in front of him.
Did you forget who was there before him?
He was overturned. And slightly turning his head, he said disregardingly:
You need to get up and get to the car.
“Oh, of course, I’ll get up,” said the guy, really getting up. – is
Sorry, Brother, I can’t see that the master of life is coming in front of me from behind.
who for our sake, the plebees, his kingdom (these words he spoke with
Unable to get up from the bus seat.
There was laughter on the road. The master of life stumbled and also stood up.
What did he say?
Are you still deaf? So sit down, brother, where are you, disabled, ass
to raise?
What did you want in the mouth?
What if you get it yourself?
All this time the girl tries unsuccessfully to enter between the guys to resolve the conflict, but the normal got up in the passage, and it wasn’t bypassed.
“Yes, I’ll make you happy, the eyes of the ‘master of life’ are already filled with blood.
If you put it, my brother will get up behind me. Is it right, brother? He is
It runs on the entire bus.
- Yes, - the men react joyfully and also get up, although it is visible that they are
This guy is not known.
At this time, the route stops. The master of life, seeing that both moral and physical superiority are not on his side, says:
Well, you can fuck that grandmother together. He shows on
A girl whose money has not yet reached the wheel, and jumps into the open.
The door.
He would have gone. But in the last part of the second, Botan woke up. Which very imperceptibly made the “master of life” a leg.
How he was flying!
did not fall. did not fall.
It was flying. flying parallel to the earth.
He impressed his head on the pillar.
He fell in a white costume into the pit.
Only five minutes later, when the applause vanished, the girl said loudly:
The boys! You’ve all just restored my belief in normal life.
The men have not moved yet.