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 31.07.2011

Stephen diluted the white cold substance with apple juice. As his victim, he chose his best friend and, in conjunction with the chef of the pub, whom the drink had to taste.
“The taste of this drink is like a sweet baked cream,” says the chef. I drank a good dozen cups before I felt something wrong. The reason for my concern was not the taste, but the smiling Stephen, who was angry and kindly told me that I had just drank a good half-liter of horse sperm.
The next day an unusual drink, which honestly indicated horse sperm, appeared in the menu of the pub. Visitors decided that it was a joke and in one day devastated all the supplies of Stephen's cooked dough.
“I ordered this ugliness by my friend,” one of the visitors to the pub “Green Man” told me. “At first I thought it was a joke, but when I asked the bartender if there was horse sperm in my glass, I got a positive answer. I spent the rest of the day in the embrace of the toilet, although, I want to admit, the taste of the drink was very even not bad, and if it wasn’t my excessive sobriety, I would definitely try it again.” 1 cup of horse-sperm cider costs $25.
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