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 03.08.2011
by Darya:
In the morning, I think I should wear jeans. I found my favorite black pants and I think that’s a fool, why didn’t I wear them? Dress up, went to work, I get up with a Tula man after me so intrusively goes, catches up and says "Girl, your pants broke up on pop", I'm him "what for a cheap divorce, stop joking so", and he fingers and straight into the hole, I'm like jumping up, lapp-lap himself-just a hole :)Which as came to work, a little stumbled, but if you sit down they will immediately break up, so before you sit you have to scatter them, here and I sit so with a half naked ass and in the headphones :)
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