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 13.08.2011
My parents went with the whole family for a vacation. Who where. No one looks at the apartment. asked to me. The apartment is huge (the master judge works, hole), of course I agreed.
This is the fourth day of my stay here. Go to sleep. I am sitting in the cell phone. The rubber was very strong. I feel the lead flowing. They were so unwillingly covered up. Through the midsleep, I hear that in the kitchen, the nephew began to sneeze and so complainingly called his mother. Noah and Noah, I hear him moving toward my room. It came to the fact that he was standing near my bed and under my ear ringing and calling my mom. It is 10 seconds and I jump out of the bed, realizing that there is complete darkness around, I cannot reach the switch, next to my bed is a child, and most importantly - I am in the apartment - the only person!! to
I stood by the wall for five minutes until my eyes became accustomed to the darkness and saw a cat crying. But I remembered that it was because of him that I was asked to live in this apartment... The dream was as if it was with my hand... So until the morning I didn’t close my eyes.
And the owners could still warn and the unusual sounds issued by their cat.
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