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 18.08.2011
He came to his girlfriend. We sit on the couch, we watch a movie. And suddenly something like splashed, I whisper to her ear, as I want her, she is like a disgrace - I feel, happiness will all be. And here the fucking girl has her phone ringing. I - let's not be suited to her, probably girlfriends do it and name it, and she's at work, girlfriends can't, I'm in the "sex status" put, they know that you can't call!! to
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