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 21.08.2011
The story of one guy

I have a sister, not so small, but the mind lacks space. There is a cat Vaska. And here she caught him and pressed him so hard that the poor man's bones were torn. He had scratched her a couple of times, then his sister pressed him so much that he no longer thought about resistance, only escaped to hide somewhere. I tried to conduct an educational conversation with her on this topic, but all without any sense - a painful and insulting girl.
I come home, my sister is not at home. I see Vaska, like a madman, rubbing around the carpet so that the sparks fly. All of it crushes, it crushes, but it still rubs and rubs. Well, I think the sister of this unfortunate has all the brains off.
And here she comes, looking for him everywhere as usual. But this time he is not hiding, but quietly lying in a chair. Well, the sister by the habit of grabbing him for the neck – and immediately with a scream jumped back. Their flow is dull!! I tried again, the same result. That day, my sister walked around Vaska's side.
And the next day the cat again shrugged the carpet and again repelled the attack of the sister.
Having done this number six or seven times, Vaska secured a peaceful life forever.
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