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 22.08.2011
mid of the 80s. We are medical students. For us, summer is first and foremost the third semester. His most striking expression was construction. And since there was a "large country my motherland", it happened to one of our construction teams to get to Siberia. From Donetsk
(Ukraine) the road is not close – “only by plane can be reached.” Places to work, deaf... to take vodka (in bottles) with you is stupid.
No matter how much you take – it will be little, and Aeroflot strictly watched for no “overweight.” Again – loading and unloading luggage... and plastic bottles in the country has not been carried out yet. Therefore, future doctors, preferring vodka alcohol (obviously!As a container for its transportation, they decided to use... medical heaters, which were purchased in nearby pharmacies entirely. They weigh little, hold a lot, do not ring, do not fight. Each fighter of the building unit (so it was then called) carried a pair of heaters - red or blue. Therefore, the alcohol eventually acquired the corresponding color... as, however, and the characteristic smell of rubber. Of course, these organoleptic changes did not affect the consumer properties of the product. Before flying home, the guys generously served local workers - for a pleasant company, for joint work, good attitude and normally closed clothes (every student brought thousands of Soviet rubles). In his farewell speech, he said:
“Men, a lot of you come every summer... who you are, where and otherwise I will, of course, forget... but here’s your “cocktail” I will remember for the rest of the days!”
Since then, it has been almost 30 years, and it is still remembered: and "Kedonka", and the infinite Siberian spaces, and human relationships, and people, with their hellish labor created the country from which I am born. God give you peace and health. We remember you!
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