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 04.09.2011
I go to the bar and drink beer with a girl. He takes a towel, wipes out his mouth and says:
She: Kakieto wipes are hard, like they are made of wood!
I: so it is, a towel is made of paper, and paper is made of wood.
What is the tree made of?
I: Well, it happens, a seed falls on the ground and a tree grows out of it.
She says, “Who are you holding me for?” From the seeds the sunflower grows!! to

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