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 05.09.2011
The Ministry of Education and Science of the Russian Federation has announced a tender for the creation of a engine for its new project - the multiplayer game "Battle for Moscow".

“Politics... here the phrase ‘new Russian engine’ is more important than common sense. I’t worry about the engine. What is "The Battle of Moscow" and an analogue of WoW?

Will children be forced to play in schools? 10 tanks of the Wehrmacht - 3, 10 tanks and the capture of the barracks - 4. Olya, to the board, show you how you defeat the Hitlerites. Well, who shoots so, da-ka Josefina Pavlovna will show as it should be, for the last time!"
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