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 11.09.2011
Diamant: During my life I have made countless tubes. It all started with the fact that my friend and I saw a pipe on the roof, he offered to shake. So as I never had a trumpet before, I was scared at first, but a friend said that no one will know and he will not tell anyone. I don’t know why I agreed, maybe because of my extreme curiosity. I took the pipe with two hands and began to move rhythmically from side to side, at first I was scared and uncomfortable, but then, when the pipe at the bottom of the pipe began to crumble and the pipe began to fall to the side, I liked it very much... Since then I could not stop anymore... I jumped on the roofs and shattered the pipe one after the other... It didn’t matter who’s the pipe, a wealthy aristocrat or a poor worker, my main goal was to shake the pipe. Sometimes, the owners of the pipes stuck me with a sliding pipe, but since I was able to run very fast, they never managed to catch me... One time, it turned out that I crossed all the pipes in my area, but I wanted more, I could no longer stop... I had to go to other areas and noticeably shake other people’s pipes while the owners were at work. At this point, I’ve shaken the pipes in the 3 districts of my city, but I can’t stop... When I first shaken the pipe, I didn’t know that everything would turn so that I, with red eyes and shaking hands, would run over the roofs in search of another pipe to fill the rubbish...
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