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 13.09.2011
Fuck, I started dating a smart man. Of course, I expected it to be not only enjoyable, but also informative, but to be SO much! This is when, before starting the mine, she deliberately holds my member in her hands, admired it and says to me, "And you know that in ancient India there was a cult of Lingam..." - and then the lecture lasts for half an hour... And even after doing the work, she does not get stuck, but continues her story. Sometimes I feel like I’m having sex with an encyclopedia.
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