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 17.09.2011
Every girl is convinced: all her ex-boyfriends still hope that someday she will return to them. They are waiting for this happy moment.

All Girls, even if they are dating you, have a guy in stock. And if sheins a communication with you while meeting another, and says to you, you are dear to me, you are my friend (naturally if you are not 10-20 years old :))), then this guy is YOU :)))

They don’t hate football, computers, and your friends, they hate that you spend all your time not on them.

If she really loves you, she will not care that you gave her the most unloved and banal rose, and a plush mouse for 15 rubles naturally with an ears off :)))
But if you are not so dear to her then you will be guilty of coming at 6 in the morning under her entrance to write "I love you..." and all because you ruined the asphalt before her entrance and now all the grandmothers will scorn her :)

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