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 20.09.2011
The AutoCAD!
When Kalina was launched at AutoVAZ, an engineer came to the subject of a new washing of finished products. He walks through the brigade with a tablet and measures: heels to socks, socks to heels! We ask: was it hard for us to ask for a roulette? He replied, “We are so used to it! And when they were gathered to do a new box... The team of IngiInir came, pulled out of the pocket of the rope, attached to it a broken support - and began to mark the place on the tablets for new power heads with this device! Looking forward to a Ferrari!
Comrade Stalin said rightly: the personnel decide everything. He spoke and signed the shooting lists.
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