Mother came and said:
You are like a vegetable!
Because I am a vegetable.
What is I interested in? The Cabbage?
Why is it a cabbage?
Same round and white.
I am not white, hey! I am not round!! ><

The next day.

It is said that work made man from a monkey, so that there is no reverse reaction, you have to work!
I agree to be a monkey.
You are a cabbage.