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 05.10.2011
xxx: Throw, now I go to the toilet, Olya in the kitchen telecast looks at what martial arts and says to me:
Would you be able to do so? What if we were attacked in the forest?
I remained silent, realizing that I would not do anything. I approach the toilet, jump, turn in the air 180 degrees and beat my foot on the switch. I go to the toilet all my things, I go out, and she got into the movie and looks at the switch that broke and the lighting in it stopped working. I told him I would fix it today.
I think I will have great sex today!
Give me five, bro!
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