The Great People (Series)

The series first.
This time we went to the autodrome. After trying to teach me how to drive on a curved ground, when I barely turned straight into the river, my friend Sanek decided that this would be safer. I was a student, but after an hour and a half I was tired. They stood. They smoked. And then, somehow, word for word... In general, we talked about fishing and it was discovered that Sanya could not throw spinning. He is thirsty to learn.
The Russian man is always ready to help his neighbor, the more the neighbor helps himself!! to
Is there a spinning? I asked.
There is! With Father! Sanchez has survived.
So what are we standing?
And we went. First at the spinning, then at the water reservoir. They found a suitable place, walked to the water itself, had fun at all.
Everything was caught except fish, of course.
Conserve banks, swimsuit, shoes, frog, a bunch of algae.
It is dark, however. We have to move around the houses.
Sacha, in order not to smell the sand in the back, decided to jump through a vaguely guessed "road" between trees and bushes. The turn is like that. In the thickening darkness, he, with all his desire, could not see the deep trail brought by last year's leaves. I was damned to ask:
Have you ever been crawling seriously?
I am?? Never ever!! to
The Blitz!!! to
entered in.
The quality, as it is called. A fabulous place like this: a "road" wide with a double bed, three meters ahead (through the bush) a thick concrete pipe, almost next to the left lighthouse, such a tree, a whole baobab, on the right of the bushes and pebbles, but the water is shuffling (the frogs are almost in the ear), on the left and behind the trees are crammed, however, the usual sizes. It’s getting dark and like it... it’s getting cold.
Just mid April.
An hour and a half suffered, which is called the fork trail.
It was already dark. There is no lamp. The light is only one. the right.
and ah. The light.
Thirty centimeters forward and into the pit. And how else, the machine was tightly so sat on the bottom with the whole right side. Both the front and rear wheels. I have to say, it sat well. Spiritually.
What have we done? It's easier to list how we didn't fuck this damn "Moscow"!!! to
Back and forth, I tried. I tried the wheels.
The disease, crushed immediately under the wheels to squeeze, was tried.
Cut it down, I tried. Hardly drowned in the hole.
Only worse went. The car was stuck so that the right door could not be opened. All of the attempts led only to deepening the track, well, and, naturally, a collapse on the right side.
It is crazy! – said Sanya, in vain trying to get rid of the dirt,
Let somebody help! We sit until morning! In the morning, and how
her to her?
Really how?

The second series.
and what?
As on order!! to
It was worth it to say it, as the light of the lighthouse was painted from somewhere behind. The number four. Two “nine hundred and nine.” They brake. Out of the cars.
A company of seven guys on average.
They evaluated.
I will not describe their reaction to this landscape with "Naturmords", or describe it for not long.
A Russian man can’t help his neighbor, even if he’s smoked in the mud.! to
In short, laughing out, almost to a loss of pulse, this whole honest company even without thinking, entered the fascinating process of pulling us out of the dirt.
No wonder what else will you say...
First pulled back and left, pushing ahead. Zero to exit.
We started looking for a second thread, while discussing how to use it more effectively.
The original version was to pull two cars, so that one back and the other forward. We will rise up. No, it did not work, another car did not enter in front. We need more space for the rope. Fresh idea, you can’t say anything! Well, it is understandable, here and in the clear head you no longer know what to invent...
Then they dug out the second wire and started to pull two cars: one back-to-right, the other back-to-left. In the middle there are three trees. Friendly pushing in front. Pure burlacs on the Volga.
Since they unanimously stated that my help was not needed, I stood by the Baobab. I never thought that laughter could be so bad. The tears came out, the stomach fell and I couldn’t speak.
You... you... I... I... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you! to two
Destroy the seeds! And I fell back from the hood again. They are, in any case, too.
By the middle of the twelfth the foolishness of the heads went up, the gambling exhausted and they surrendered.
You need a tank!! to
The tank? I’m going to find a tank. Suddenly an American from Iraq.
Lost in the dark!
There was another explosion of laughter. A hundred, maybe a thousand, who thought. And the rescuers, apologizing for unknown why, were discouraged to doom.

The Series Third.
Sanek took the spade again, and began to forge something there.
Judging by the sounds and the subsequent sounds of the matyugs - then the thing is splashing his ass in the wet mushrooms. And I moved towards the road. Maybe I’ll catch someone else.
and ah. and luck! At midnight on Sunday at the Admiralty... Ugo...
It’s already quite frozen, and there’s a crazy “beha.” Russian with a driver. Polite and solidly interested where to take me, what, I answer, say, has already arrived, and specifically.
A Russian man cannot refuse to help his neighbor, even a new Russian. And if it promises new impressions, so much more!
Show me how to get there.
Go to. I showed.
Oh wow, you are you! They raised in one voice and were also friendly.
I forgot about subordination. The next five minutes, nothing more.
“P” and “P” were not heard. When he cried out, the boss asked,
What and how we did. I thought.
And if it’s different... Oh, of course! Go ahead and go behind!!! – is
He finally said. And he added, instinctively raising his finger, the principle
A successful company!! to
While they were pushing “beha” closer, we were unconsciously pressing our shoulders – and how? In front even “Oka” does not enter... “Baobab” interferes with the tube...
But there was a new Russian with fundamentally different brains! “Behu” was tailored perpendicularly to the “Moscow’s” nose (reasonably not climbing in the tiger), and the rope was stretched around the tree! I was driven by our tiger, the driver and the Sanek were assigned to the "back-to-back process", the BMW driver was seated by the boss. and personally.
And it took off!! to
Twenty minutes later everything was overheated. Even the Baobab. A little bit more to crack - and on, got fire by friction method.
“No-a,” the owner’s boomer engine stifled, “is not going out.
by ZARAZZA!
Noah, they don’t give up!! to
They are inventing alternatives!! to
Type at once on two mobile phones (at the same time of course) to find out on the subject of the auto evacuator.
Nor did it run. The car evacuators on Sunday, at the second hour of the night, see the fifth dreams.
So then so is it. Close the car and we will take you home. to you
Where is?
We looked around. He gently refused, not forgetting to thank. In the evening, the car will be removed for spare parts. We know these “uninhabited” places. Sanek said:
and ride. Your mom and daughter are worried.
To this offensive proposal I answered - fig to you. We went in together, so we will go out together.
The Russians also apologized!!! We are deceived. For what?? Probably for my stupidity.

The Fourth Series.
Okay Sash. Good to binge, I understand, until the morning - no. There you see
will be. There is a 24-hour cafe nearby, I go to buy cigarettes.
He was argued, say I'm going, but I said, you won't go through the face control if you suddenly hit the menta. You are a dirty bomb now! What should I do before morning? And in the morning? Staying here forever?
Tom was cut off. I went.
The only living soul in the cafe was a sleepy bartender. He watched me for a long and dull time, apparently afraid that he was bored.
Taking a couple of bottles of beer and some third freshness of plushes at the same time, I broke back.
Oh!
Oh yeah my!! to
Looking into the water!
Rarely abruptly slowed off the scattered "gigulens" with very clear emblems on the sides. The Mint!
The door was opened and polite so (I do not disturb anything) asked:
Girl, and you’re not afraid... alone... at such a time... in such a place...
“A...,” she pulled out a bag of fleas, explaining to them that, I said, they were stuck.
What I saw and heard was very intriguing.
Let’s go, you will show! I pulled a flashlight from under the ass.
and camouflage.
And I will go! Get out small in a leather jacket.
Let us go... I will show. What, I am sorry for it?

Oh yeah yeah! The vocabulary of the camouflaged was enough for only two letters.
How did you get into this p... sexual gap? Reacted the second.
Well, what’s there, bad thing is nonsensical...
They barely roasted. Almost almost. These were carefully examined from various sides and admired! The enthusiasm was not hidden. The jewellery, I say. The star is fabulous! There is no camera! So tell anyone who will not believe that a whole car can be put into such a pocket! “Crack” and more.
“You are this,” said the little man, when he was amazed at the time, “our
Tarantino pulling, it is to shut up, it is only time to lose. If you want,
Let’s throw it to the universe, there at this time we have a lot of mess.
The goat will survive! must... Are you watching Serena today? Yes is? Oh Oh,
This for a couple of bubbles of beehmoth from the shit to get useful! Well so what? U is
There is a place, one, one.
What – so understandable. This is chance. To whom to go? I may not be taken seriously, even if these crendels confirm everything, and Sanya is dirty. What we were told – dirty, it’s not you drunk. Once it went so. Sometimes the photographs fall into the hole.
So they decided.
They showed up. And I got into the car, turned on the stove, the receiver, took the plush and beer.
The only inconvenience is that you can only sit across the seats, since all the attempts to "extract" led to the fact that the "kren on the right edge" was already degrees and so forty.
Everything has been squeezed anyway.

The fifth series.
I did not miss for long.
And half an hour did not pass, as such a stream of light from behind... I already thought of the UFO landing coming in. What is funny? Only aliens have not been here for this wonderful evening!
I found out the following.
Near the cafe “Enigma” Sanek noticed the “Volga” of his longtime friend. With the face control, for obvious reasons, no problems arose.
This most unknown to me Vitaly with a large company and scale celebrated the birthday of another comrade.
Only a Russian man can be stripped out of the cabbage in a state of impunity
To help the neighbor.
And they on three cars, dropping their drinks and crazy, rushed to help. The successful company at first divided in opinions: the most "warm" restlessly rotted, periodically falling into dirt and dirt, more frightened - amazed at the wonders of the capabilities of man and technology, but the most active was the nominee. He rolled around, scratched the tail, and repeated as an instigator:
“Oh... ah... we have to think... ah... we have to think... ah.”
Sasha and I couldn’t help him with anything to “think.” Our imagination exhausted a few hours ago.
First, the “Volga” was chosen for decency. have been convinced.
- A-a-a, - worked the mental apparatus of the nominee, - Hear the men, and
Put it by the back, and then pull it up.
Well, I thought about it.
They fell in friendship and... only dirt tossed!!! They lifted, moved, pulled...
The back was on the hard ground!! Ura! As they say, half of the work is done, it remains to convince Rockefeller.
Because the front was cut even more original - the glowing lighthouse flashed in the lane, and started to light it very beautifully. Under the dirt.
Fuck, go ahead too!
Also for the front.
by Fujo!! Friendly exhalation, right as from an orgasm. And he, as you know, is sometimes premature.
Well, yes, the car stands on the hard ground, with all four wheels. But she’s also from this... As well as the menta expressed, the cracks must be removed!! Which way, forward or back, who knows?
After a short consilium, it was decided that with such a degree of dirt-filled skates to give back - no. And Fige knows where he can take him. Is it still good - in the trees, and in the reservoir? If you go ahead carefully... Just a little push...
Tom was cut off.
Then there was a very difficult turn. from 90 degrees. It required incredible precision. 10 centimeters ago
Ten and so for a long time. Gradually turning to the left, while virtually not moving from place.
Here and here... Here and here... And he got in the wheel! Backwards, but in the right direction. I pushed a little and...this is it!! to
Moscow is free!! to
No trees and no food.! to
No stupid natural trap that everybody laughed at!
(There was a reason though.) There was no enthusiasm for anybody anymore. Everyone was tired but pleased.
The column of four funly signaling each other cars quietly crawling from the sandy beach to the road looked probably, very funny. It’s a pity, just to look at it at five o’clock on Sunday morning... no, it’s already Monday, there’s no one.

And I, remembering that night, often think, “What wonderful, responsive people around us! Often we do not notice it, but in vain. And if for a drop, for a second more attention and care to the one who is next to you... Such people are invincible!!! We are a great people!! to
Well, and fools and roads are so, the little things of life.