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 27.10.2011
My childhood dream: a toy that can’t be broken with a hammer.

Doctor: Generally speaking, a toy that can’t be broken with a hammer is a pudge. It is eternal as a toy; it cannot be broken or lost.

I had two poodles. I lost the first one when I was 11, when I showed it to friends and it was lost somewhere during the game. And the second broke at 13 - it broke down when I dropped her from the balcony of the 7th floor onto the cover of the lounge - the pen broke off and the giraffe itself broke... :(
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