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 30.10.2011
I stand in a row at the box office in a supermarket, in front of me a guy with a girlfriend. As the turn approached, they had time to break up! Finally, the girl grabs her products and demonstratively moves to the other row, the guy remains standing naked. And to not stand just like that, the first snickers hit is enough. Finally, the cashier pierces his lonely chocolate and asks on the machine: “A bag is needed?” There is no scene. Boy: "Shit, give three, or I’m afraid it will break!"
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