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 15.11.2011
xxx>Today I played all day in Oblivion. Now all the merchants there say to me:"Hey! A great alchemist. Could you cook us a couple of greens?" Funny, but how will they know that I am an alchemist?
yyy>Well, when you see a dirty, very stinking, hairy person with spots. At the same time, his backpack on the back is filled with all kinds of shit, grass and bottles, in his hands a bitten mosquito, and in his teeth a bite. And still greedy steals all the food, makes tincture of bread, potatoes, and then still sells you the same... It is hard to confuse.
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