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 15.11.2011
Helping my son go through the medical commission.
He brought him to the clinic, showed - where what offices, took his turn, and fled his affairs.
But on the first floor near the registry I stopped.
A young girl talked with an incredibly gentle, ringing voice through the window with an old registrar aunt. I did not hear it first.
But it was interesting, and I stopped.
... I do not know. I was bitten by a dog and I was told to come here.
The Surgeon.
Do you have a card here? How old are you?
and 14. The card in this registration is not for me.
Bring a card and I will give you a voucher to the surgeon.

The girl turned confused and went out.
I encouraged her:
There is a children’s clinic nearby. Your card is there, right?
She breathed:
and no. I am from Lopatinsky. My card at our clinic.
She answered, and sadly went to the door.

Lapatinsk is such a micro-region. The city is scattered in pieces.
This girl now had to go to the stop for fifteen minutes, there ten or fifteen minutes to wait for the route, then fifteen minutes to drive, another ten minutes to go to her clinic, there in the registration to ask for a card and come back here. Not the fact that she would still be able to go to the doctor today.
No to!
This is wrong somehow! It is unfair!

I immediately remembered how I went to the traumatologist or surgeon many times with injuries, without problems and searching for the card, and turned to the registrar:
Can’t you get a new card right away?
I can. Does she have any documents?
(Please understand me correctly – if in the place of this beautiful woman with a melodic voice, a wonderfully scratched nose, a thin fragile figure and a magnificent thick, light hair, freely spread over the shoulders and descending to the middle of the shoulder, there would be an elderly Negro, or somebody else, I would do the same.)

I shouted joyfully:
The girl! go back! Do you have a passport with you? You got the passport.
already is?
She ran away:
There is no passport. This is just an insurance policy.
Aunt in the window, placing a blank in front of herself, whispered:
Bring him here...
______

That evening I came home without strength after volleyball, and said to the younger sitting behind the comp:
and Alish! I saved a man today. to tell?
Alisha, without turning around, replied:
A girl in a clinic? Do not need! I know. She sat next to
He went to the surgeon and told someone on his cell phone. He says:
“It’s good that there’s a man there!” I immediately realized.
It was you...
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