In a private forum, someone wrote:

If you want to lose weight quickly, do everything in order:
1st Sell the refrigerator with food.
2nd Buy a carrot, 1 piece.
Three Cut it off, cut it off and put it on your ass.
4 is Sit next to you and look carefully at the top of the carrots for 5 minutes.
5 is Bite 1 cm of carrots.
6 is Keep looking at the top of the carrots for 5 minutes.
7 is Repeat 5-6 points until you have eaten the whole carrot.
8 is Buy a strawberry, 1 st.
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