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 23.11.2011
The man opened his own cleaning room. I bought the latest equipment. He invested everything he had, plus his loans. But the people did not come to him. The creditors took the throat and promised to throw the children out.
What to do? And the man decided to hang himself, in this case the wife and children at least a roof over his head will remain. But before this, he was drawn to the church to go down, to ask the Lord for help, so, in any case, he did not believe in God.
And in two houses from the cleaning house, the wife of one dismissed him, yet asking him to pull out the carpet, the debris of that ended, the year from two already asked, in addition, in the guests was his brother as healthy. They took gram.
700 and pulled the carpet into the yard. And the carpet was a family relic, presented at the grandmother's wedding.
They took these two rugged carpets by the corners, and they cracked. And he took it into the cloths and flew, to see it has gone. Man in the head: what to do? They are eaten alive! We gathered this veto and in the atelier. They were sent to the carpet workshop. They are also handed out, but they offer to make a new one in a couple of days, which will be indistinguishable from the old one. Nowhere to go, I agreed.
The man did not care to his wife that it was useless to beat out this carpet and that he handed it over to the cleaning house next door and would take it in two days.
And this day to them at the visit just a maid with a testament, and also with some lady came. People are sociable, communicable - half-city in acquaintances. As they saw the carpet brought, they wept: no one in their lives has ever encountered such a perfect cleaning. Let your acquaintance talk about it.
And the owner of the cleaning house, from which the story began, began to be noticed on a lively intersection on Sunday. He took out a small Bible from the new jeep’s luggage and distributed it to passers. By advising them, in a moment of complete despair, to ask the Lord for help, he will help. It helped him. After all, when he returned from the church to his cleaning room and swung his head into a loop. Suddenly popper people with barochl on cleaning, straight popper fool. Everyone said about some carpet, but he didn’t even pay attention to it.
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