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 02.12.2011
Cannibal: Everything is built on simple truths. You take them as the rule and life becomes calm and measured. Truth is not so fun.
Oregon: Has a philosopher awakened in you? What suddenly?
Cannibal: Here is, for example, the simple truth: don’t hold the car keys in your hands when throwing garbage into the container.
Don’t take your phone to the toilet (
When you’ve eaten half a cake, don’t look at the filling.
Susan: Look in the rear mirror when you open the driver’s door (
Troll: Don’t pin the camels on the sidewalk, they will ricochete from the pillar into the passing "lexus"((((
Cannibal: Fuck, I thought I was a loser.
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