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 15.12.2011
I have six dishes, I have six dishes. They figured that I and my wife, and with our temperament only such and fit. I don’t know what they’re made of to break, I’ll probably have to crack a squat... But it’s not about that. I told her about them. He had never seen such things (as I did before) and asked to check... Yes, please... They beat a plate at the wall, threw it on the floor from the height of the height, a whole plague... Shortly he played, I washed the plate and put it in the hill. The aunt comes... Uncle Vitya runs like a child, Light, see what I’ll show... Runs into the kitchen, catches a plate, runs out into the hallway and crumbles on the floor... And before me at the last moment it came to me that the plate he picked up, very similar in color...
It was necessary to see the face of the maid in front of which they jumped out the plate, while smiling joyfully, like look like, huh?
What does it mean? she asked... The testimony broke something, and
I followed the venom...
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