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 17.12.2011
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Typical case in America:

... told a friend who studied there in the universe. In addition to fourteen Americans in his group was another Russian. They all went to lectures, cuddled together, made friends. In their universe it was accepted, and I think in all other American universes, that the lecturer gives to all the texts of his lectures on paper. Students listen to him and read the text in parallel. During the check-ups, the teacher for some reason went out, leaving the students alone with their work. What a fool here will not understand that the hole is unsuspecting. Give the prede a task, remove it, you get his brochure and everything is cleaned up. My acquaintance is a botanist, he taught everything, but the girl, what it was necessary, crossed the chip and on the next check, not embarrassing anyone, wrote everything off. A half-hour afterwards, all fourteen Americans get up at the same time. Prepod asks, the hools stood up. Students gently point to the girl with their fingers and openly declare that she has written off. By miracle, the poor were not expelled.
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