Meeting with foreigners:
"A: I met an American, chatted via Skype. During the conversation there was a question about intimate things. Well, how not to ask about the size of a man’s dignity. He is proud of me – 8!
I rubbed, and even in the chat corresponding smiley posted. He offended me, removed me. It was only then that I noticed a clamp near the eight – and remembered what measurement system was in the United States. This is how they lose their happiness (".