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 10.01.2012
by Yuri (19:07) :
I swear tonight.
I got up like this, I forgot that I was sleeping in shorts, I went to the push, I took off the shorts, I thought it was a coward, I drove by the air with my hands, I panicked, I thought the shit was stolen, then I opened my eyes, I look normal.
I am glad I did not sleep.

Oakley (19:09) :
My mom is sleeping.
by Yuri (19:09) :
and CHO?

Oakley (19:09) :
I barely kept laughing.
in the pillow.

by Yuri (19:11)
I play you.
Glad I didn’t go too far)
I would have blown up there.

by Oleg (19:13) :
Let you shut up! I can't wake up my mom! :)
by Yuri (19:15) :
Yes, you throw my indignation, chick-pindron stolen, I was scared.
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