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 14.01.2012
<Eticam> I work in the computer. shop
<Eticam> you can’t imagine how stupid customers are.
<Eticam> I have the following questions:
<Eticam> "which is better, a scanner or a printer?"
<Eticam> "I need a serious mouse"
<Eticam> "I don’t have internet" "what connection do you have?" "Windows XP"
<Eticam> I even had a client who pulled a system block for service
<Eticam> "My dog fucked a computer and ended up in the system unit, it crushed""and like a dog?" "I don't know, my wife took it to the veterinarian"
<Eticam> someday I’ll shake my brains in front of a client
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