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 18.01.2012
Options in Russian
A friend told me, from his face.
My eight-year-old son usually went to school right at the phone when I was in school.
He has already gone to work. But lately he has been leaving for half an hour.
Before, just with me, and I started to take him to school. I am
He asked why he had changed his schedule. The son broke
Something like attending additional lessons in Russian.
the tongue to pull the object.
I only had to rejoice.
But one day, as usual, I took him to school and just left – I found that I had his key to the apartment. I had to go back to school and give the key.
I could not immediately find my son, because no one had heard of any electives in Russian. Finally, one girl at my question so echoingly smiled and said that all the guys are in the biology office.
Having searched for this office, I quietly opened the door and saw a terrible and inexplicable picture.
In the center of the room was a skeleton, a school jacket was worn on it, and a man of fifteen boys (including my son) stood and sat around it, and all of them watered it with the most selective mat, and they did it continuously. I even felt like the skeleton was cracking and smoking. (As I found out later, it was about that.)
I suddenly entered the office, matt resin, and I called my son for explanations in the hallway.
Here is what he told me.
It turns out that the father of one of his classmates was a professional inventor. He didn't like that his son was roaring the matte, and he decided to take the boy away from this matter. He built a device from a phonetic analyzer that recognizes mat, a small self-made battery and an extensive electric circuit. All this he put in the jacket from his son’s school shape. As soon as the son switched to non-literary language, he was hit by electricity. Not strong, but sensitive. And since there were strict rules in the school - to walk only in shape, the idea of the inventor until now worked.
The boy suffered like a break. The eight-year-olds (and not only them, of course) feel like they have been cut off.
But finally, some distinguished physicist said he had come up with a solution, but it was necessary to carry out an experiment. They gathered a dozen and a half volunteers half an hour before the start of the classes in the biology office, put on an electronics-picked jacket on the skeleton and began to matte it in vain.
The excellent was right in his calculations - after half an hour of uninterrupted battery seats.
Well, from that time on, and went these options in Russian.
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