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 20.01.2012
There is no smoke without fire, and there are no big chopsticks without big bars or large pieces of plastic in them.

There is, there is)) Do not despair. I am a vivid example of this - the thighs range is 85 cm, 4 size (not silicone). But I am already married. And if you produce a 70F size underwear, then there are thin girls who wear them. Only by choosing a girl on the principle, "to make the beds thinner and the breasts larger" do not be too surprised when the girls will begin to judge you on the principle of "the wallet is the ceiling, the member is more genuine". Happy searches!
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