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 06.02.2012
The story of ascendants.
There are acquaintances, have their own manufacturing firm, occupy a 5-storey building, about 100 people working. Many years have been tried with a neighboring firm, living behind a 3-meter fence, because of the land plot.
Neighbors on the disputed territory have arranged a parking lot where they keep their jeeps. In the midst of the July heat, a toilet on the 1st floor was stuck. Called the sanitary. Those raised the communication scheme and say that the pipe from the toilet goes into the collector 50 meters through the territory of the enemy neighbors, and somewhere along the way stuck. In the middle of the pipe on the territory of the neighbors is a well, through which you need to wash the pipe under pressure.
Install an assembly car. The director of the company together with the chief assistant go to the neighbors. Long knocked on the door. Eventually, an outspoken security chief comes out. He is explained the problem, asks to allow the ascendants into the territory. The boss sends them through his lips to a well-known specific nearby address and closes the door in front of his nose.
The director asks the assistant what to do. He says there is another way. They drive the lifting machine under the window of the toilet of the production building. The tube is passed through the fork and in the strain is knocked into the extreme toilet. Under pressure, 8 tons of water are supplied from the machine to the pipe. Behind the fence stands a fountain of water and feces with an iron cover from the well at the top. The cover falls. The feces spread throughout the courtyard, flooding the jeeps to the wheels. A minute later, a white chief of the security service of the neighbors arrives and cries from the threshold “You are what, oh? » They replied, “We asked you for good, but you did not want. It is his own fault.” Tom is separated.
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