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 20.02.2012
I drove the girl in the car and she said:
She: Oh, you are so good. Marry to me.
I: I will marry you only on one condition – my engagement ring will be the Ring of Almighty.
She: How did you get your Star Wars?

I can’t communicate with her anymore.
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