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 10.03.2012
Oh well,

We discuss with (D)evushka how we will spend the weekend:
I: Sunny, maybe we go to the cinema, I’ll give you flowers, we’ll walk...
D: Well, fuck, let’s order better food, let’s go and eat.
I want to make her an offer.

Then your kids will talk the same way.
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