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 14.03.2012
I lie on the window, I don’t touch anyone. I sleep with one eye, with the other I watch the spiders sleeping outside the window. The owner is sitting at the computer as usual.
I hear the noise, turn around and catch a suspicious gaze of the owner. Hm, strange... Then another, already joyful and full of hope. He slowly stood up and approached me with a wide smile. Gladiates, shakes behind the ear, scratches the throat, stomach. Euforia... She kisses her nose and is about to leave, but she stops, and, bowing to me, whispers conspicuously:
My sunshine, my sweet, glamorous cat, I know you will take me on when the time comes. The Truth?
He kisses his nose again and returns to the computer with a happy look.

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