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 27.03.2012
Neighbor Tamara Petrovna treats rats like this. Without too much enthusiasm. No, handwriting and on the screen very even quietly carried. But when this four-legged dumb, in the middle of the day does not hastily cross our courtyard, and nobody has anything to do with it before, for Tamara Petrovna it is a spoiled day and generally the sunset of civilization. I think she’s not so wrong about that. In any healthy human society, women in such cases shout unbearably, and men solve the problem silently, only to silence. We’ve all got a puppy, and that’s scary. At the end of February, the neighbor witnessed an apocalyptic picture. Through the darkness of the killed desert courtyard, the last living creature, a rat, ran away without rush, and a drone spoke to it from above and destroyed it. The role of a drone was played by a crown. Tamara Petrovna generously filled her with bread. The crown then simply wrote in the courtyard: she flew low and watched vigilantly into the cracks, then returned for bread. The rats stopped running in the yard. in general. The crown has also gotten somewhat off with time. Now she was important and unmoving sitting on a tree, but did not forget to fly for the trunk. One day, Tamara Petrovna brought the whole bowl to the guests on some bowl, and there was nothing left of the crown. She flew, long and thoughtfully looked at the mistress with both black eyes alternately, annoyingly knocked and flew out of the courtyard. It was not long, 2 hours. Returned, proudly carrying a drowned rat in the clove.
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