by Alexander:
Jesus was walking on the water.
You can walk on the strawberries.
Cucumbers are made up of 96% water.
You are Jesus at 96%.

by Paul:
And 4% in the rectum =)

and Anastasia:
Humans are 80% made up of water.
The man at 83.3% is a cucumbers.

by Alexander:
It is OK. Jesus is a cucumbers for 104.1%

and Anastasia:
That is why He walks on the water – Jesus is a superhero.