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 15.04.2012
I saw a fun documentary film in Serengeti Park. The Panther tried to drag onto a tree the antelope she hit, weighing three times the weight. When it failed, she ate as much as she could, apparently to ease her wear, and still pulled her. Half an hour later, the chalk room was painted. The entire filming team was convinced that a trindet came to the prey - the suck was located too low, the antelope was still hanging from it. Panther was also upset and began to drag on the suck higher. But when the chacals ran under the tree, she carefully assessed their position and quietly lay down, leaving the carcass in the same place. Maybe I thought, but it was written on her face that she was smiling. The next few hours were a hit-parade of jumping up the whole chacal band. The record holders repeatedly brushed their teeth right under the puddle and fell back under the disappointed general scull. And the panther received in addition to the lunch a great sports spectacle...
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