I sent a questionnaire for one position in the company: a lot of provocative questions, had to fill. At the end of the day, I can't wait to answer the questions:
Q: What do you do in your free time?
A: I fill out your questionnaire

Q: What are your flaws?
A: Not talking

Q: What are your merits?
A: Unspoken

Q: What is your most important achievement in life?
A: Conquered the mother’s egg

I sent. I called today and was invited to an interview.