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 22.04.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Who needs paper books today? Everything strange goes on to the reader. And no censorship of paper books will save here.

YYY: When electricity is cut off, the paper book will become the only source of knowledge. He will be cancelled. I don’t know if you know (I personally know, for example), that there is nothing left of ancient civilizations, just because they kept everything on the Internet.
In ancient times, even clothes were woven from the Internet, and they themselves were made of it. But then there was a fever, the main current stalled, and he banned electricity forever. Actually here. We are waiting for the same. Therefore, please do not rush to throw out paper books and magazine sheets of Youth Technology for the 86th year.

YYY: You’ll say—Fi, it’s nonsense your stories about clothes pulled out of the internet, that’s funny to think.
The ancients had everything foreseen. On the neck was hanging an ornament with a crystal, which was spoken by a special shaman-programmer, and this crystal projected on the whole body a 3D hologram of any clothes. Do you want a shirt? Send the SMS to number 3451. A beach swimsuit if needed, on the number 4876. They lived until the frosts knocked.
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