Cleaning in the house:
(D) Was it crazy to squeeze my icons from the Holy Matrona into a barrel box?
A) And what is it? They bother me on the bookshelf. I put everything in a row. How many have you already? 5 is? 6 is?
Do not dare to touch them! I am a religious man! You have to respect my feelings!
The Two Main Commandments of Christ.
d) How do I know? I never knew and will not learn. Not that matter!
(M) Okay, my religious, I will not touch =)