37,5 is the price or temperature? I had fun at the pharmacy.
A friend, a manual therapist, told me about himself.

In the winter, leaving Moscow to Minsk, I found myself at the Belarusian train station 2 hours before the departure of the train, the inspection of the station took 30 minutes and I decided to buy Russian preparations of plant origin in the pharmacy. in Belarus they are somewhat more expensive and the cold caught, a light cough, sweating - frozen...
The state pharmacy was very close to Tverskaya, 1 time later, the line was a long man 30, people quiet, restrained (Moscowers!!!The room is great acoustics chic – every word echoed while the turn went I started to study the vitrines (o wonder!!! Almost the whole range was exhibited on the windows!) Picked the strawberry and oil, propolis-based ointment, and...begun to listen? Typical questions and answers:
- What would you advise me from cough, joint pain and headache?
- Give anything from fever, cough, joint pain and headache?
*** by
- col-rex, candy...., pastilles... antibiotics in total 600-1500


To enter into a controversy with the provider in the process of taking money from citizens I did not dare, suddenly I would violate local laws and traditions... and arranged a small show.
So now is my turn :)

What can you advise me about coughing?
The ice...”
How much do they cost?
and 300 rubles
How much? Say it louder, I hear it badly!! to
of 300 rubles.! to
Do you have Mukaltin?
Yes Yes
How much does it cost?
5 rubles
I hear louder!
It is 5 rubles!! The echo spread the news throughout the pharmacy, the turn was alert, all the removal from the vitrines was transferred to us with the provider.
- Is there a herb thermosis with soda 7 they were previously called pills?
It is!! to
How much?? to
and 1 ruble!! to
Close up!
and 1 ruble!!! - the degree of conversation increased, the viewers all burned and the spectators began to roar.
Mistura Pertussin?
It is!
How much?
4 to 50!
The propolis oil?
12 rubles but homeopathic
It is great!!! to
Shut down on Friday?
8 rubles
The oil broken?
12 rubles
as a result, I ordered: thermopsis 3x10 tablets = 3 rubles mukaltin 2 up.x10 tablets = 10 rubles propolis ointment 1 tube = 12p. Pertussin 1 bubble = 4-50 slices of peanut 1 pack = 8 rubles
(The case was a couple of years ago, they say, the prices increased)

How much for all?
37 and half
37.50 is the temperature or the price? Speak louder and please!! to
- T R E D C A T E S E M E R U B L E Y P I T E S I T K O P E K!- she hit the nail of the provider.....the face was bordely stone, she understood that she was "catching in the ears."
thank you!I answered quietly!and :)

The end?
No is! and :)
I carried the medicines to a separate table and began to carefully study them for the expiration date, put a mucalcin pill in my mouth and demonstrably pulled off a pair of shirts buttons and scratched a drop of ointment where women wear a collar, breathed with full chest and happily smiled in the turn...
The first did not endure a full setup with the child:
Is it all about cough? Can I write names? Why so cheap?
These drugs were always cheap and we were treated with them as children and our parents were treated!
Why are they not on the window?
This is not beneficial to the pharmacist, they are not paid for pharmaceutical campaigns!!! to

A high Georgian (which is immediately apparent to live in Moscow for a long time) asked delicately almost with an ear:
Can I talk to you alone?
Might be
- I have constant pain in the back, give in the leg, what can you advise me?
How did he find me??? and 😉