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 02.05.2012
Men, never laugh at women’s bags! I was constantly choking over one at work, well she likes me))), that she just has no drill there. A day ago, my finger was scattered almost to the bone. She looks, and says, “You said I’m carrying a useless bag in my bag. So I had a patch there, and the iodine marker, and anabolic. And yesterday I listened to you and put it all out at home". And the second whispers:"Do not spit in the well-heard this?" Then it turned out that she did not put out, and she regretted me, but the shit was unpleasant.
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