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 13.05.2012
If a guy doesn’t smoke or take anything, it doesn’t mean that he’s “crazy” or “not in the subject” – but because he knows he’ll have normal healthy children! And it doesn’t go in 10 degrees cold with an open mouth, because it’s, you see, now, fashionable!!! And if I call all the time when you don’t take the phone, because my girlfriend daddy bought a new car, or was in traffic jams and didn’t hear, not because I am jealous or compelled, but because I worry if everything is okay with you and if she didn’t get, as usual, into any ass.
“I’m not going to cook to eat or wash dishes because I have nails!” With the nails? Jaguar or Red Bull? Little children don’t eat “Morozko” peelings!!! House 2 is not life, it is a show!! This is a fairy tale for every blonde to send a text message to a short number and support her idol!
Every day he was in contact with the status. How bad things. Initiative is zero. It is not kingly to write first. The remaining small portion does not spend time in contact and does not bump on the frost trying to get stuck with its fashionable fancy. The rest is the reality. This present thinks about life, gives sessions. Learn and live with plans for the future.
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